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This story, I was at my friends', I got bored so I came up with this. I was going to kill my friend Steph in this story, but she got tired of me killing her all the time in my stories. So I used her little sister Alysia, belive me it wasn't that hard to write this story. **


I could hear the bones crushing under the bulldozer, she was yelling at the top of her lungs. "You son of a bitch! I thought you were my friend!" She yelled out. "Oh, shut the hell up! You're suppposed to be dying, not yelling or backtalking!" "Why are you doing this?" Asked Alysia. "Because...there's nothing on TV, plus it was either this or watch Micheal Jackson fuck another thirteen year old boy. I mean really, who the hell wants to see that again?" "You sick fuck!" She yelled. "Whatever," Claudia kept driving the bulldozer; she drove it over Alysia's leg and enjoyed the crushing of her bones. Blood started gushing out of Alysia's mouth, she yelled in agony. Claudia was about to start crushing Alysia's stomach, but she stopped. Alysia, very weakly tried talking, "Why did you stop? Don't you think I've suffered enough? Just end it already." "As if I'd give you what you want. Anyways, I wouldn't let the fun end that uickly. Hell no! I'm not gonna let you die, yet. I haven't toruted you enough, plus Bleach doesn't start for another hour, so you're in luck." "God, just kill me! This is just too much pain!" Claudia picked up Alysia and straped her to a chair, she then slowly started slicking pieces of skin from Alysia's face, arms and then Claudia started putting some wires on Alysia'skin. "What are those for?" Asked Alysia. "Electricity, shockwaves, the usual." "You bastard, you're suffering from insanity, you need help." "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it, so shut the hell up!" Claudia got a small control from a nearby desk and then started pushing buttons like crazy, Alysia screamed out in pain everytime a jolt went through her body. That was all she could do. Every tear of pain that she tried to shed instantly evaporated on her skin. Claudia then stopped, and peeled off the wires off Alysia's skin. "Hey Alysia it's almost been an hour so Bleach should be starting in a couple of minutes, so how 'bout going out in a bang?" Claudia picked up Alysia and threw her over her shoulder. Claudia then started walking upstairs. Once she arrived at the roof, she threw Alysia close the edge. "Ever ride the Superman at Six Flags? This will feel about five times better." "What are you talking about? Superman was awful." "I wasn't talking about you, it's fun to watch the people scream when they go down rapidly, imagine how fun it will be watching you fall off a 3-story building. It'll be hilarious. Claudia held Alysia from her ankles. "I hope you burn-Holy son of a bitch!" Claudia dropped her before she got to finish her sentence. She ran downstairs and went outside. "That's so freakin' awsome!" Claudia looked at her watch then saw that Bleach was about to start, then one of her friends came by.
"OMG! You finally did it! You killed Alysia...wait a minute, what the hell is wrong with you? You sick bastard!" Luckily Claudia's friend was really ignorant and retarted. "Well anyways..." she took one last look at the body, "see ya tomorrow at school."
Claudia scooped up what remained of Alysia, put them in a box, and mailed them to Alysia's mother.

"Hmm...this is more mail than I expected," said Alysia's mother. She slowly started opening the box, she fell backwards in horror. "Now a new episode of 'Saved,' said the TV.

"Sorry Alysia, but you're dead and Saved is not, I'll deal with you later," she grabbed the remote control, some popcorn and sat on the couch. She then scooched the box with her daughter's remains and used it as a foot stool. Instead of going through the problem of paying for a funeral, she gave the dogs a new chew toy.

(evil laugh: mwahaha!) funny huh? please comment.


Hey, guys. I heard the most...um...gross and fascinating story I've ever heard. If you're about to eat, don't read this right away, I mean I don't know about you, but when my friends heard this story they completely lost their appetites, I didn't of course. It's rare when something grosses me out. If you have any gross stories, please post them, I want to be grossed out, it's only happened once or twice.


Okay, there's this repulsive obese lady. One day she put peanut butter on her pussy and the dogs licked it off.

Believe me, that's not the gross part.

Days later, she felt something crawling under her fat, so she had a doctor check her out. The doctor raised a flab of her fat, and under it were maggots eating away the peanut butter that the dogs hadn't finished.

Gross, huh?



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Kat
Kat was a renaissance alternative girl. She raced motorcycles, worked as a stripper, knew how to eat fire and could walk up a ladder of swords -- and was studying to be a web page designer, of course. Not long after I met her, she got implants [pretty much de rigueur in her line of work] and after that was liable to surprise friends and acquaintances, saying "Wanna see my new breasts?" She liked to find "sugar daddies" to take her around Europe and other parts of the world. Yet she had a certain odd hickness to her and even managed to scope out the redneck parties in San Francisco, which I would never have believed existed until I saw one. But of course I'm not old enough.

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How truly sad it is that I'm not the first to edit this page, oh well. Anyways, I'm still stoned, and I will be until my grammar gets bad...That's right, funny thing about me, whenever I'm stoned, I'm intellegent, or at least I might actually be equal with all the intellectuals around me. Funny? I tried going to school one day, of course I went stoned, I got a hundred on all the tests that day. The teachers kept telling me that I finally studied; over the next week I did terrible, the teachers, get this, even the principal asked me why I had done so well last week. And guess what? I was stoned that day! I answered truthfully, they didn't believe me, and I got sent to the officer's office. My parents picked me up there, they told them the problem, and they laughed. My parents told them that it was true, they knew I smoked pot, and they knew with how the world is today, they couldn't stop me. One day I came home really late, they asked me where the hell I had been, I answered them with words I had never used before. Flabbergasted, they were. They were stunned, schocked every other word in the Thesaraus for shocked too. I kept coming home late, then they noticed how I acted on nights I was and was not stoned. Man, you should have seen the looks on their faces! It was hilarious. And now I'm getting a headache, I think the reefer might be wearing off.

thanx for listening, plz comment..or..