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Pick month you were born!!!!!!
1 - I ate
2 - I jumped
3 - I RAN NAKED WITH
4 - I needed
5 - l cuddled with
6 - I ran naked with
7 - I smoked with
8 - I banged
9 - I shot
10 - I robbed
11 - I stabbed
12 - I killed

Pick the day you were born on

01 - A toothbrush
02 - a dog
03 -a hottie
04 - A homo
05 - a rock star
06 - my lover
07 - a glass of milk
08 - my boyfriend
09 - the kool-aid man
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - a porn star
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 -Barney the dinosaur
23 - the coockie monster
24 - a bag of weed
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - the one i love
27 - an easter egg
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a mop
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because some hoe stole my taco
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I love to snort cocaine.
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my boyfriend!!!
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I have AMAZING boobs
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoisa bag of weede - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Ty dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me


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taurus29 n__n 0 Jan 16 2009, 6:00 PM EST by taurus29
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i needed a french fry because some hoe stole my taco xD
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pinky_99 O_O 0 Aug 20 2008, 10:28 AM EDT by pinky_99
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i robbed your mom because i love to snort cocaine .... i can't believe i'm wearing red!
xD
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miyazaki68 >.< 0 Jul 10 2008, 7:03 AM EDT by miyazaki68
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i banged a pothead because i'm a pimp :D
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